News Art – URGENT AUSTRALIAN ELECTION UPDATE

Oh…my… god!

Further to my news ARTicle earlier today, the news has JUST reported that a ‘psychic salt water crocodile’ has ‘picked’ Julia Gillard to win the election!!

At first I thought this strange, as surely the crocodile would want to pick a fellow crocodile. But then I read that the crocodile had eaten a chicken carcass with a caricature of Prime Minister Julia Gillard on it.

CLEARLY this is the crocodile trying to devour its master’s enemy!

The only other option I can imagine is that Tony Abbott’s plan to not sleep for 36hours until the election has made him confused and tired already and meant he is sending the wrong psychic directions to his crocodile followers.

I have photographed Abbott as he waited for the results of the psychic crocodile’s prediction and you can detect some tiredness around the eyes I think.

Tony Abbott nervously awaits results

Either way this means there is still no definite prediction here as to who will win. They should have got this much better psychic.

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  1. this confusion would explain the crocodile tears which the liberals were shedding about Rudd’s demise after refusing to give him any sort of fair go.

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